Want us?

...at your next party, corporate event, bar or club?
Well you can have us (but we ain't cheap).
Below is a list of what we will need to make sure that your guests have a grand 'ol time,
and that we don't wind up injured, on fire or wet.

 FOR All GIGS:

A performing area of at least 15' x 15'

Adequate dancing room in front of the band. (We love the dancers but hate it when they fall on our stuff.)

A green (dressing) room for band use only,
with bottled water, access to running water, 32 oz of teriyaki flavored beef jerky and a mirror.

2 (two) separate circuits for our electrical needs (for band use only)

One (edible) meal per band member. (2 total).
Please...NO employee meals or cafeteria vouchers.
We want what you're having... the good stuff.

One (1) bottle of Stolichnaya vodka, One (1) quart of orange juice (not concentrate),
ice and limes to keep us lubed.

Or if this is against house policy...

Full bar privileges.

(We don't drink a lot, but we do enjoy an occasional "on the house" cocktail or three.
And hey- there's only two of us and we always over-tip.)

FOR OUTDOOR GIGS:

All of the above plus:

A covered (and we mean fully COVERED) space of no less than 20' x 20'

One separate dedicated circuit box for band use only.
(You might want to get an electrician for this one).

The above requests are for your benefit as well as ours.
We are a very visual and performance oriented show.
If problems arise during the performance, it is usually due to inclement weather or loss of power.
This inevitably results in delays and an angry drunken mob.
We want you and your guests to come away from your event with a long lasting sense of inner peace,
harmony and tranquility,
as well as some kick-ass memories of a great party.

Check out our video, bio's and press releases on the EPK page, or email us from the link below.
We'd be glad to talk with you and look forward to making your event one which you and your guests will cherish for a long time to come.

*When contacting, please let us know when and where your event will be taking place

and how many guests you are expecting.