 | Maybe
you left your underwear at one of your other girlfriends'. -
My Ex, Taos NM |
 | Thought I'd poop myself. Oh I
mean "pop myself"- Tracy Olson, Taos NM |
 | I'm
your number one fan. -Every hot chick who wants to get in for free. |
 | Is it hot in here or is it just you? -
Al Dente |
 | Did you guys write that song?
-Dave
Solomon. Taos NM |
 | If
Weird Al Yankovic & Wayne Newton had a kid, You guys would be the offspring. -
Anon. |